Monday, July 23, 2007

Dear Simpsons


Dear Simpsons,


Why did you have to go ruin your show by making a movie? If I watch the movie I'll never look at the show the same again. Oh well, you are still funnier than Family Guy.



Your Viewer,

Esperanza

Dear Subway Transportation


Dear Subway Transportation,


Why are your platforms and trains so stinky? Are you train cars this filthy in every city? When I step through the doors of your train for my ride home, the smell of urine and poo covered seats hit me. Your trains could stand a good washing.



Disgusted,


Esperanza


Monday, July 16, 2007

Dear General Pace

Dear General Pace,

I dont think it is a good idea to add more troops to Iraq. Wouldn't it be a good idea just to bring American troops home?

Concerned,

Esperanza

Dear North Carolina

Dear North Carolina,

I will be moving to your state in a few months. Hopefully you will have plenty of jobs, nice people, and warm weather. I went to visit you once and you did not disappoint me. Where are your ghettos located so I can know what places to avoid? See you soon.

Love,

Esperanza

Dear MTV

Dear MTV,

Could you please find some better shows to put on? You too VH1!



Thanks,
Esperanza

Thursday, July 12, 2007

Dear Chipotle


Dear Chipotle,


Your burritos are the best. Your burrito bowls are also the best. What did I do before you came along? I suppose I am guilty of eating at Taco Hell. No more ecoli scares for me now that I can get your huge burritos with black beans and guacamole. I love you Chipotle.



Eating you Always,


Esperanza

Sunday, July 8, 2007

Dear Overstock

Dear Overstock,

I loooooooove your two dollar shipping!



Love
Esperanza